Santa: A month ago I gave my number to this beautiful lady. She said that she'll text me when she gets back home.

Banta: So, have you got her number yet?

Santa: I haven't received any call from her so far. I think she is homeless!



Santa: I eat my salad without dressing.

Banta: For health reasons?

Santa: No. Because once hungry who has the time to put on clothes.



Police: Knock Knock!

Santa: Who's there?

Police:Police! Open the door, we only need to talk.

Santa: How many are you?

Police: We are three.

Santa: So why don't you just talk to each other?

To be updated